mama-box/guangchang/feed.js

/* 孕妈广场 · 帖子轻量索引（由 data.js 生成，首页卡堆用；data.js 太大首页不加载）——改了 data.js 要重新生成（/tmp/gc/merge.js 的做法）
   GC_BAND(stage)：「孕 N 周」→ 孕周段 1~6（同「其他妈妈也在搜」：≤8/≤13/≤20/≤28/≤36/37+）；「宝宝 N 个月 / 产后」→ 0 过来人；认不出 → -1
   GC_ORDER(list, ub)：按用户孕周段 ub 重排 —— 同段为主，每 5 条里 3 条同段 + 1 条过来人 + 1 条相邻段；ub='pp'（已生）过来人优先；ub<=0 原样返回 */
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